976-EVIL (Englund, 1989)

Maybe it's just the liquor talking, but the film overall was a letdown. Around the time that put-upon teenagetrs started summoning the devil and making pentagrams with salt, I was all "YES AWESOME!" but the ending was a total bummer. I wanted Satan to wipe out the entire town, not get stopped by the rebellious teemager's cousin. First drunk thinig I've written on the internet ever but I'm still going to remember to justify the text.